Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Do I Look Like A Triathlete?

I had another post in mind for today before I went to the pool this morning.  While I was swimming I was thinking about how humorous I was going to be.  How the post will make people laugh and smile.  Then after my warm-up a rather solidly built young man in the lane next to me had come to a stop as well.  (Truth be told he was smoking me in the pool....but hey I was warming up, never mind he had just gotten in as well.)

So while I was panting resting before the 1000y swim I was about to do he asked me a question.  The question was:

ARE YOU A TRIATHLETE?

This guy is certainly not talking to me, but then again we are the only two in the pool.  I almost pulled my best DeNiro and started saying to him 'You talkin' to me?  You talkin' to me?  You must be talkin' to me because I'm the only one standing here'

For those of you to young to know this quote.....here you go:


I said yes I am a triathlete....I left out aspiring.  And we started talking and he is a member of the US National team (no wonder he was cruising in the water) and was just getting started with his training as his season is opening up in a few months.  Chuck it was great meeting you and hopefully we run into each other again.

This led me to think about what does a triathlete look like?  Do we have the same pained facial expressions as we are pushing laps out in the pool or sweating buckets on the trainer?  Did the fact that I rUn from the pool to a stationary bike to a treadmill give it away?

Maybe it really was because I was swimming my laps like this:


HAPPY HUMP DAY Y'ALL !!!!!

25 comments:

ShutUpandRun said...

Unfortunately I am too old to know that quote.

YES, he was talking to you!! You who was kicking ass and taking names in the pool. You with the fine form and muscles. Funny how people see us so clearly before we are able to see ourselves.

PS: my word verification was "be fat." Hmmmm. Need more shart brownies.

Marlene said...

Whatever the reason, I'd take it as a compliment!

ONEHOURIRONMAN said...

In a year or so, your come back would be "No.... I'm an Ironman, and you?"

Jason said...

I was thinking he said that because he saw the flailing in the water.....but I had a great swim session today. One of the best in a long time.

Bob - that just made me smile from ear to ear. Appreciate the confidence and I will not disappoint you. I did get White Rock for you after all so that quote will definitely be used as well.

Lesley @ racingitoff.com said...

Of course you're a triathlete... it was that smile you had on your face when you came up for breath even though you were just in pain a few seconds before that.

Allison said...

You look like a triathlete, you live like a triathlete.... you ARE A TRIATHLETE!!!

Jason said...

Lesley - I do force myslef to smile in the water because it is the only way I can get through it. My worst discipline but my favorite because it makes me work.

C2Iowa said...

I know the quote well - does that mean I am old? Crap.

compliment? yep - he was checking out his competition!

Jon said...

How many pool toys did you have on the ledge? Usually that gives us away....how are your tan lines doing? Another giveaway.

Cool that you got to swim next to fasty! Inspiring, right?

Jason said...

C2Iowa - we are as old as we believe ourselves to be otherwise it is just experience.

Jon - believe it or not I had no tri pool toys. The warm-up was freestyle and sculling then 1000y swim, 5x100 descending, 8x50 kicks, then 10 minutes free.

It was great swimming next to him I just wish he were there for the 1000y to push me more. I swam next to a neighbor Ironman last week and she pushed me from the normal 1:55-2:00/100y down to 1:43-1:48 and it was awesome.

Katie said...

I like that you were thinking about your humorous post while swimming today, I always think of post ideas while working out :D

Awesome compliment and awesome that you had a great swim sesh too!!

Mamarunsbarefoot said...

Uh yeah I'd say you LOOK LIKE A TRIATHLETE!!

JenniferLeah said...

You swim with your bike too?? I do the SAME thing!!

(of course your a triathlete!!!)

Kovas Palubinskas said...

Maybe it's because you swim in a unitard?

She said I need a goal said...

Yes, you absolutely look like a triathlete!!

Julie @ Hotlegs Runner said...

yes you are fo' sho'! As for me...I will be this year =)

Shannon (IronTexasMommy) said...

Were you wearing that Ironman suit again? He was probably checking out your leg muscles!! ;)

Jason said...

no one-piecer here....just me and my therojock (that is what I call that skimpy little TYR I am sporting these days.....)

Jeff - DangleTheCarrot said...

Here are how I tell if someone is a triathlete at the pool: Multiple tan lines, numerous swim toys (pull buoy, fins, kick board), mp3 strapped to Aqua Sphere googles, wearing jammers, not doing flip turns, wearing swim cap with a Tri name on it, some type of s/b/r tat, smell like chlorine before you get in the pool, swimming 2:30/100, a Total Immersion book at end of lane, grease on right calf, dirt underneath finger nails, drove to gym in a hybrid hatch back with a 70.3 bumper sticker, a bike bottle at end of lane for hydration ... or (drum beat) the number one reason someone knew you were a Triathlete? You told them (-:

Jim ... 50after40 said...

That guy probably started his post today ... "So I was swimming this morning, and this dude was flying by me. Funny thing though, he was carrying a bike???" Good workout!

Colleen said...

Take a triathlete to know a triathlete! :) I'm with the others... he was sizing up his competition!

Carlee said...

That's definitely a great way to start a day!

Matty B. said...

Jason,
I regret that the "director" in the video didn't fall down so much as tried to manipulate the camera with the end result of the camera manipulating him.

Hope all is well on your blog, training and life and I hope that I've somehow directed people to your blog through the banner add. You deserve it!

Jason said...

Jeff - I have read this 3 or 4x since you posted and laugh each and every time. Problem is no more tan lines b/c it has been so cold in Texas lately.

Jim - That was hilarious. He probably also said 'but he was wearing a swim cap and not a helmet. Not a smart guy'

Thanks for the comments group. Loved all of them and they all made me smile.

Jill said...

I like how you swim laps :). I think that would work for me as well, sans bike strapped to my back, so I could get around all the newbie, resolutionites, Michael Phelp wannabes :).

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